Wooden Soap Dish
Wooden Soap Dish's were invented for the sole purpose of putting your soap on something. Your soap gets bored and wants to be closer to you - So you put it on a dish to let it know you care. Otherwise your soap will get depressed from sitting directly on the ledge and will throw itself off of it just to prove a point. Don't let your soap leap off the ledge - use soap dishes and save a dish from doom.